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                                                                      Taxes Benjamin Franklin once said, “Two things in life are certain death and taxes.” He must have been dead in the head. We do not pay much in taxes we all have tax people to do our faxes. We only have a few taxes and I will list a few in order.  It is not much really: Axe tax, apple tax, Snapple tax, raffle tax, sin tax, ring tax, sing tax, (At public places.) car tax, mars bar tax, income tax, lax tax, maps tax, federal tax, garden tax, roof tax, tooth tax, hoof tax, adoption tax, sax tax, birth certificate tax, mold tax, gold tax, mould tax, factory tax, work tax, rain tax, pain tax, weather vane tax… etch taxes and more taxes! Monkeys must run those taxes and those faxes!  “Please!” You cry in vain...

Line

                                                      Line  When you’re in a line, it’s funny not a single person moves while you wait hours for that person at the cash register to just get their order done already -or at Disney World- And then the one person moves like a inch, and in a pinch there’s all that hustle and bustle of which what there is no remedy-nobody goes to Disney Land as much anymore they don’t have as many rides,  also there was a car that I had that kept shaking that was a Ford- Then there are those lines that are like mindless robots and if you stop being a mindless robot then the guy in front of the line looks at you funny, then there are line cutters who say “Ah there’s a tiger! Run for your life.”  And you believe them and then you try to run out and the line cutter gets to the front.-note this has n...